Written on February 21, 2017 by Billy
Archive for February, 2017
Written on February 21, 2017 by Billy
Joel bursts blood vessel in forehead benching what he refers to as a “fuck-ton” of weight
Written on February 21, 2017 by Billy
Joel spent months sharpening fingernails into points before attack
Written on February 21, 2017 by Billy
Joel has frantic conversation with 911 operator after eighth cup of coffee
Written on February 20, 2017 by Billy
Joel sees the phrase “GET OUT” formed from Spaghetti O’s while eating in haunted house
Written on February 13, 2017 by Billy
Joel updates title to Data Scientist after logging into Google Analytics and spending a few moments looking at some charts
Written on February 12, 2017 by Billy
Joel unimpressed by CT Middle School fashions after moving from affluent Dallas suburb
Written on February 12, 2017 by Billy
Joel considers himself hot shit after ordering burrito in Spanish
Written on February 12, 2017 by Billy
Joel brutalizes beginner chess opponent by invoking en passant pawn capture
Written on February 12, 2017 by Billy
Joel cons a string of elderly women in Sarasota and Boca Raton
Written on February 4, 2017 by Billy