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Joel approached by farmer at rural diner and asked if he’d ever consider any scarecrow work

Joel found sprawled out with alcohol poisoning at 4am in grand lobby of cruise ship

Joel humble-brags about his expensive LlardrĂ³ collection getting “out of hand”

Joel loses control of horse and buggy injuring four at Ashamed Girls rally

Joel wheeled into courtroom in small cage

Joel called “dirt person” by salesman at Tufankjian Toyota

Joel’s aunts and grandmother speculate that he is the way he is because of the time he was bitten by a rat as a baby

Joel guesses distance between New York and Boston is 2000 miles

Joel pushes hard for deep discount on a Brother P-Touch label maker

Joel attempts to blow up car with his mind after fight over parking space