Archive for July, 2019

Written on July 31, 2019 by Billy

Joel cuckolds typographer

Written on July 13, 2019 by Billy

Joel fooled by imitation crab

Written on July 7, 2019 by Billy

Joel saves money by shopping at Half Foods

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel gets hideously unflattering breakup haircut

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel recruited by the FBI cause he knows how a killer thinks

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel’s killing patterns reveal map-pin pentagram

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel struck by thunder

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel fired for heavy on-the-job drug use

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel attempts to salvage pride

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel pins housing association rejection letter above his bomb-making work area

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel keeps snubnose revolver in office desk drawer

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel moves out of house on Hope Street

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel speaks in third person while defending himself in murder trial

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel thrown like rag doll

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel asked if he’s okay multiple times during meeting

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel claims there exists a Planet Caldor

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel prescribes two courses of action suiter should take depending on wealth level of love interest’s father

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel demands boy

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel stares angrily into arcade game screen, manhandling joystick and ignoring friend’s pleas for forgiveness

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel drags in canvas sack full of bones

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel enters in cloud of sulfur

Written on July 6, 2019 by Billy

Joel puts skin in game

Written on July 5, 2019 by Billy

Joel starts poultry enterprise called Tuna of the Land