Written on May 28, 2019 by admin
Archive for May, 2019
Written on May 21, 2019 by Billy
Joel dismisses innovative scatter plot visualization of cholera outbreak centered around infected water pump, blames situation simply on “foul air”
Written on May 21, 2019 by Billy
Joel’s credit card expires, causing a lapse in his subscription of Skanks Monthly
Written on May 21, 2019 by Billy
Joel deduces the killer’s race as Caucasian due to the dramatic and heinous nature of the crimes
Written on May 21, 2019 by Billy
Joel looks at finger that is pointing to the moon, misses all of the heavenly glory
Written on May 21, 2019 by Billy
Joel switches up his meds after complaining that things felt just too steady
Written on May 12, 2019 by Billy
Joel plays off seizure as deliberate dance move in front of strobe lights at night club
Written on May 12, 2019 by Billy
Joel smiles and waves car into parking garage while bound and gagged attendant wriggles at his feet inside booth
Written on May 12, 2019 by Billy
Joel’s credit card expires, causing a lapse in his subscription of Skanks Monthly
Written on May 12, 2019 by Billy
Joel unable to discern which one is the Mac Daddy and which one is the Daddy Mac
Written on May 12, 2019 by Billy
Joel accuses date of switching drinks with him while he wasn’t looking
Written on May 12, 2019 by Billy
Joel hides in back seat under quilt during Mexico/US border crossing
Written on May 12, 2019 by Billy
Joel loses sleep by brewing Eight O’Clock coffee at the inherently prescripted time
Written on May 12, 2019 by Billy