Written on January 30, 2019 by Billy
Archive for January, 2019
Written on January 25, 2019 by admin
Joel takes quick swig of Dr McGuillicuddy’s Mentholmint Liqueur while being approached by police
Written on January 24, 2019 by Billy
Joel assumes he can read braille thinking it must be just raised English letters
Written on January 19, 2019 by Billy
Joel rips page out of phone book and exits without paying tab at diner
Written on January 17, 2019 by Billy
Joel seen wishfully mouthing words with eyes closed while holding a monkey’s paw
Written on January 17, 2019 by Billy
Joel writes script for male prostitute film “For a Few Dollars More” unaware that title was in use
Written on January 17, 2019 by Billy
Joel buys unlimited lifetime admittance to Dr. Terror’s Panic Maze
Written on January 11, 2019 by Billy
Joel rushes back and forth between Golden Corral and The 99 Steakhouse, pretending to frequently need to use the bathroom in each, while managing two different dates
Written on January 11, 2019 by Billy
Joel begs cab driver to take him somewhere – anywhere to escape clutches of vicious white pimp
Written on January 10, 2019 by admin
Joel holds micro-recorder to ear and constantly replays sound bite of Reginald Veljohnson saying “I shot a kid”
Written on January 10, 2019 by admin
Joel stops in his tracks upon hearing someone shout “Freeze, slimeball!”
Written on January 10, 2019 by admin
Joel regales church group with account of harrowing pot brownie saga
Written on January 10, 2019 by admin
Joel buys hodgepodge of overpriced meal items at airport concession stand AFTER flight
Written on January 10, 2019 by admin
Joel asks doctor if the sound of a deflating balloon during urination is normal or something to worry about
Written on January 10, 2019 by admin
Joel’s goblin-like face emerges from vat of phosphorescent instant mac and cheese
Written on January 6, 2019 by Billy
Joel tells interviewer that his biggest problem is that he’s too impressionable
Written on January 6, 2019 by Billy
Joel builds tolerance to hallucinagens in order to lord over new believers
Written on January 4, 2019 by Billy