Written on August 31, 2018 by admin
Archive for August, 2018
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel overheard slandering his new brother-in-law in bathroom at wedding
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel claims his Dad already OK’d sleepover when asking his Mom
Joel
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel makes things difficult for father by insisting on highly sought after action figure for Christmas
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel’s IMDB credits reveal a disproportionate number of references to the words “coke” and “werewolf”
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel figures flushing an airplane toilet rains waste from the sky
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel’s political science major lands him secure job at Starbucks
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel struggles to shake hysterical Indian coworker off his back after argument turns physical
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel questions wife about phone number scrawled on matchbook from bar called Cheaters
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel talked down by hotel lobby staff while demanding more drinks
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel mishears spy movie dialogue, believing character to be “Double Asian”
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel secures position as top-level hatchet man for erratic Texas mogul
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel flexes at Terminal and asks airline attendant if he can get on plane with his “guns”
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel’s desperate agreement to waive inspection on purchase and sale leads to basement demon haunting
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel visited by Hamburger Helper glove during moment of indecision about what to make for dinner
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel forced to choose between chain and knife in abandoned factory fight
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel uses drugs and alcohol to suppress pain of unresolved childhood trauma
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel says “she is like animal” in heavy Russian accent in regard to woman he observes
Written on August 30, 2018 by Billy
Joel tricked and lured into rehab center with promise of ice cream
Written on August 2, 2018 by Billy
Joel markets new brand of high powered binoculars called The Staremaster
Written on August 2, 2018 by Billy