Written on July 28, 2016 by Billy
Archive for July, 2016
Written on July 27, 2016 by Billy
Joel subjected to 48 hour spell, switching bodies with giant tree sloth
Written on July 27, 2016 by Billy
Joel utterly mesmerized after waking up drunk at Colonial Times theme park
Written on July 27, 2016 by Billy
Joel receives bar of soap and deodorant stick from Secret Santa during holiday office party
Written on July 27, 2016 by Billy
Joel smashes city bus driver over head with museum gift shop geode
Written on July 8, 2016 by Billy
Joel grows shock of white hair after witnessing enormous male twins having sex in Borders bathroom stall
Written on July 8, 2016 by Billy
Joel cites partial Irish heritage as excuse for excessive use of the ‘C’ word
Written on July 8, 2016 by Billy
Joel baffles Costco staff by asking “Where do you keep the big fuckers?”
Written on July 8, 2016 by Billy